Things That Boggle the Mind.

The Stop Sign at the End of Ocean Avenue (Ocean and San Vicente)
Seriously.  No one ever looks like they have any idea what the hell is going on at that spot.  Not drivers, not pedestrians, not bicyclists... no one.  It's as if everyone approaching that intersection simultaneously thinks, "UHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... ok whatever.  I'm going."


These Thingees (bobby pins?)

I've had this and thinner versions of this put in my hair when I've gotten updos done at salons.  I don't get it.

The Cast of Bachelor Pad 2 (minus those two who got eliminated)
Ames: Mouth is perpetually open in a half-smile/half-sneeze position; resembles a cockatiel.

Blake: Yes please.

Ella: Did this with Smirky McSmirkster for about half an hour, and every time she wanted to give up, she would just think of her child.  That's right.  She did it for her CHILD.  So stfu.

Erica:  Glorious trainwreck.  I hope they do an episode just showing her going about her day.  That would be fun.  People at home could make a drinking game out of every time she... well... has a drink.

Gia:  Love her.  Gorgeous and sounds like she just woke up and drank a glass of cough syrup.

Graham: Planet of the Apes.

Holly:  Meh.

Jackie:  So cute and sweet... not sure why she's on this show.  I'm afraid she's going to soil herself.  By being on the show, I mean.  As in have her innocence corrupted.  Not, like, literally.  Nvm.

Jake:  Tool.  Or Mr. Clean + hair.

Kasey:  Apparently always has a mouthful of cake and a bubble in his throat but insists on trying to talk his way through it.

Kirk: who?

Melissa: Psycho in a bad way, looks like a hawk that's about ready to kill something

Michael:  Meh.

Michelle:  Psycho in an awesome way, hilarious, last name is Money.

Vienna:  The camera added 10 pounds... apparently all in her buttocks.

William: Uh... I don't know.  Teeth and dimples.